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PRODUCT NAME: Commission Gorilla
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SELLER: Promote Labs
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SUBJECT: Bonuses should be seen and not turd
What a stench.
Some bonuses out there are
so crap I can smell them through
my monitor.
Lookie here:-
If you want to make big commissions
you've gotta create a good bonus
which incentivizes people to buy
thru your affiliate link.
But, more importantly...
You've gotta make sure it gets seen.
Which is why you need to invest
in Commission Gorilla. It creates
pro-looking, irresistible bonus pages
for you which attract buyers and
make you money.
(And an instant traffic tool
is included too.)
So wrap your peepers
round this little lot and
grab it before it's gone;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commission-gorilla/
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Subject: Diary of a Wimpy Affiliate
Most affiliates are wimps.
They are always whining.
Waaahhh - it’s hard to make
money as an affiliate because
to compete, you need to offer
a bonus.
Waaahhh - it’s too hard to
create bonuses.
Waaahhh - I don’t have time
to create bonuses.
Let’s face it:-
Most affiliates wuss out
because they don’t know
how to create a bonus and
don’t know how to craft a
page which will make
them stand out from
the crowd.
So they get "bullied" by
the successful affiliates
who kick sand in their face
and run off with all the money.
Well, what if there was a
simple drag and drop software
which does all this for you?
There is.
The software is called
“Commission Gorilla”
and with it, creating
professional looking
promotion pages and
bonus delivery pages
is child’s play.
Commission Gorilla does all
the hard work for you so you
can focus on more important
things like watching your
affiliate sales roll in.
So stop letting those big bad
affiliates kick sand in your
face and fight back by getting
this now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commission-gorilla/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: Smells Like Affiliate Spirit
Respect.
Some affiliates out there
are really trying.
I can't question their
motivation or get up and
go attitude. But what I can
question is their tactics.
They think it's about the
emails they send.
They think it's about choosing
the right product to promote.
They think working harder will
make them more money.
They're wrong.
You need a bonus and you
need to present this in
a professional way to get
people to buy from you.
Problem is - it takes hours
of ass-busting work to build
these bonus pages from scratch.
Until now…
A software has just been
released called “Commission
Gorilla” which will take care
of all this for you in a flash.
What used to take hours
can now be done in minutes.
Point. Click. Job done.
Pro-looking bonus pages
in a flash.
Drag and drop in bonus
products, images, videos,
call to action buttons…
Everything.
This software is a
valuable addition to
your affiliate business.
Get instant commission
"nirvana" right here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commission-gorilla/
Michael Cheney
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Subject: The Big Bonus Theory
Many years ago there was a
giant explosion.
The internet blew up
and affiliate marketing
was born.
Back then it was easy to
make money as an affiliate.
Stupid easy.
You just created a crappy
little web page, sent some
traffic to it and sales
poured in.
Those times are long gone
and most affiliates nowadays
struggle to make a buck.
They get sucked
into the dreaded
affiliate marketing
black hole.
But:-
The ones who are successful
are the ones who offer a bonus
as part of their promotion.
Just like the creators of the
Commission Gorilla software
I’ve been telling you about.
And this isn't just theory,
these guys did the math.
They…
Tested this on 593,000
visitors, 300 products and
shifted over 50,000 units of
other people's products.
They made $1,133,364 in
commissions. And from all
this testing they found one
thing which boosted their
commissions by over 500%.
A big ass bonus.
Obvious right? Well kinda
but it's HOW you present
this bonus which makes the
difference between making
money and just making a fool
out of yourself.
With the Commission Gorilla
software, you have the ability
to crank out amazing looking
promo pages which will grab
your visitors attention and
draw them in.
You can’t fail with a high
quality bonus offered on promo
pages which grab your visitors
by the nuts and slaps them
across the face.
You will get their attention…
And money.
This is why you need to get
Commission Gorilla.
Avoid getting sucked into
the black hole of affiliate
marketing and get this now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commission-gorilla/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: How to boost your commissions by 5x overnight with one simple twist
Whhaaaaaaa?!
I know what you're thinking;
"How could one simple twist
grow my commissions 5-fold?
There must be more to it..."
Here's the rub;
Two guys I know have been
running some tests.
They tested this on 593,000
visitors, 300 products and
shifted over 50,000 units
of other people's products.
They made over a Million in
commissions.
Schwaeeet.
And from all this testing
they found one thing which
boosted their commissions
by over 500%.
You wanna know what it is?
Of course you do.
Here's the answer;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
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SUBJECT: Like an affiliate virgin (paid for the very first time)
You made it through the wilderness
Somehow you made it through
Didn't know how lost you were
Until you found this too
You were beat incomplete
You'd been had, you were sad and blue
But this made you feel
Yeah, this made you feel
Shiny and new
[Chorus:]
Like an affiliate virgin
Paid for the very first time
Like an affiliate virgin
When your heart beats
Making dollars and dimes
Oooh, oooh, oooh, here's
how you do it;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commission-gorilla/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: 100% Guaranteed Affiliate Strategy (works every time)
Quick lesson for you...
This is so simple that even a primate
can do it.
(I couldn't resist the monkey joke)
Okay Okay simmer down now...
In all seriousness,
If you're struggling to make affiliate
commissions its because you're not
promoting products correctly.
Now... listen... don't try to insert an
excuse here like "ohh well I just don't
have a big list."
Wrong. Thats not it. I used to make
money as an affiliate even before I
ever had a list to mail to.
The "no list" thing is just a bullshit
excuse that your subconscious is
drumming up to justify your failure
and protect your feelings.
Its BOOLSHEET. Trust me. Instead...
Get mad and TAKE ACTION.
Anger is the best motivator, so stop
trying to find a reason to justify
failure and instead use that anger to
FUEL your success.
I'm about to tell you EXACTLY what
to do to start making commissions.
Don't let your subconscious play
tricks on you. Don't make excuses.
If you do this - you'll make money.
If you don't - you'll make excuses
#1. Log into JVZoo and navigate to
'Affiliates' > 'Find Products'.
#2. Pop in a keyword, this can be on
anything you like.
#3. When you like the look of a
product, click on the 'Request' button
to request approval.
#4. Once approved take your link and
then add it to the 'Page Settings' >
'Affiliate Link' section in your
Commission Gorilla page.
THAT'S IT
Just do it.
So stop monkeying around, get
focused, get Commission Gorilla
and follow those 4 steps to profit;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commission-gorilla/
Michael Cheney
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SUBJECT: The lazy affiliate's wet dream
It's rock hard…
Making money as an
affiliate nowadays.
You have a bunch of affiliates
all promoting the same products
and only the ones which are
offering bonuses are making
a killing.
But only a small percentage
of affiliates offer bonuses
in their promotions.
Reason?
It’s damn hard work man.
You need a bonus, you need a
bonus promo page, you need a
bonus delivery page, you need
hosting and a website.
Not to mention you have to
do all the coding on your
bonus pages.
Who wants to do all this
hard work?
I know I don’t.
But those days are all in
the past because I've found
something which turns into
a doddle.
I’m talking about Commission
Gorilla - the new “drag and
drop” software which makes
it super-easy to create pro
looking bonus promo and
delivery pages quickly.
And you don’t need to know
a thing about coding or design.
You don’t even need a website
to use this software because
the software hosts the bonus
pages for you.
Easy.
This all means you can put
your feet up guilt-free and
do whatever you want with your
spare time and spare money.
Be lazy if you want.
So stop shooting blanks
with your affiliate promotions,
go here and get off on this
amazing opportunity;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
Michael Cheney
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Subject: All that glitters is not sold
You can make a bunch of
affiliate sales just by
offering a bonus right?
Wrong.
You need to present your bonus
in the right way to make a bunch
of affiliate sales.
See the difference? Just having
a bonus won’t cut it.
You must offer your bonus
on high quality professional
looking promo pages which
grab your visitors attention.
This sucks because…
It either takes you
days to put together
or hundreds of dollars
to outsource the project.
Neither option is really
desirable for affiliates
who are just starting out
which is the main reason most
affiliates just don’t do it.
But this is all a thing
of the past because of
an amazing new software
called Commission Gorilla.
It’s great because…
Commission Gorilla creates
bonus promo and download
pages lightning quick.
Plus Commission Gorilla
allows you to store
all your bonuses in
a bonus library right
in the software.
Everything in this software
is drag and drop so it has
never been easier to offer
bonuses to your prospects.
So slap on your dancing shoes,
throw some glitter on your face
and dance your way over to this
link now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
Michael Cheney
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Subject: Commission Gorilla (and your whacky FAQs answered)
Today I wanted share with
you some answers to questions
I have been getting about
Commission Gorilla.
Enjoy…
Q: Can I have your
honest opinion on this? Is
Commission Gorilla worth
buying? Is it easy to use?
A: Yes.
The Commission Gorilla
software is really simple
to use - everything is drag
and drop. And there is
nothing to install either.
You just create your account,
your login details and you
can start creating pro looking
bonus pages right away.
And…
Yes you should buy it
because it will give you a
huge advantage over your
competition.
Offering a bonus will
increase your sales and
with Commission Gorilla,
you will quickly be able
to create top-notch offer
pages with hardly any effort.
Q: I have one question
for you. Is it true that with
Commission Gorilla you get
free page hosting?
A: Yes.
The Commission Gorilla guys
wanted to create something
to help you get more sales
and commissions without any
fuss so they decided to host
your bonus pages as well.
Q: Do you know if
Commission Gorilla
works in all browsers?
A: Yes.
Chrome, Safari, Firefox and
Internet Explorer. Your
Commission Gorilla pages
will look great in all of
those browsers.
Q: Quick question. I already
have Landing Page Monkey. Is
it different from Commission Gorilla
and would it be worth buying?
A: Yes.
Commission Gorilla is totally
different.
Commission Gorilla easily
creates beautiful bonus pages
for you to help you get more
commissions while Landing
Page Monkey is about getting
optins using a video.
So…
Yes you should get
Commission Gorilla.
And you should get it now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
Michael Cheney
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Subject: Far from the madding affiliate crowd
Nutters.
This is how I'd describe
most affiliates.
They scrabble around from
one promo to the next without
a clue and seeing what sticks.
But you're different.
You're smart.
And you know you need to
have an incentive to offer
your prospects.
And you also know it's the
WAY you present this incentive
(as much as the incentive itself)
which will get you all the money.
But working out how to do
this is a…
Pain. In. The. Ass.
It takes an unbearable amount of
time to do all the coding needed
to build out those bonus offer
pages and delivery pages.
And when you finally do
finish building them - they
look amateurish. Like a 5 year
old put it together while
finger-painting.
This frustrates affiliates
like crazy and is a big
reason why most don’t even
bother offering bonuses.
Too bad.
Cause offering a bonus can
earn you 5x more commissions
than not offering one.
Well…
I’ve got some good news for ya.
It’s not difficult anymore
thanks to Commission Gorilla.
The Commission Gorilla software
lets you point and click your way
to the most appealing pro-looking
promo and download pages you’ve
ever seen.
You can add eye-catching
graphics, videos, text and
more all with just a few
clicks of your mouse.
And with the Commission Gorilla
software, you can just copy the
proven commission-boosting tactics
of guys who've made over $1m in
commissions using this simple drag
and drop software.
So don’t be nuttier than squirrel
poop - grab your nuts, run on over
to this link and get Commission
Gorilla right away;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
Michael Cheney
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Subject: "You're gonna need a bigger bo-nus..."
They’re big.
And they’re deadly.
I’m talking about sharks - the
big affiliate sharks which are
out there trying to take a chunk
out of your commissions.
They are taking over the
waters and are eating all
of the smaller fish.
To survive;
You’re going to have to
protect yourself.
You’re going to need a bigger
bonus if you want to sail off
into the sunset unharmed and
make a lot of affiliate money.
You also need to make sure
you present your bonus in
the right way.
I know, I know…
The big sharks have lots of
staff and lots of cash to hire
outsourcers to build their bonus
offer pages and download pages
so how can you compete with this.
Simple.
You use Commission Gorilla.
Commission Gorilla is a
software which allows you
to create eye-catching
professional bonus offer
pages and download pages
in a snap.
Everything is drag and drop
so even the most technically
challenged will be able to
use this.
Easy peasy.
Commission Gorilla is
definitely the fastest
way to get your bonus
promo pages created and
online. And you need this
to be able to keep up with
those big affiliate sharks.
So don’t end up
shark food - grab
your shark-proof cage
before it’s too late;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
Michael Cheney
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Subject: Special Commission Gorilla price
Want to make more affiliate
sales and commissions?
Offer a bonus.
Want to create great
looking bonus offer pages
in minutes flat?
Buy Commission Gorilla;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/commissiongorilla/
Michael Cheney
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