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SUBJECT: the quick and the dead affiliates
Get your skates on...
Because if you hang around
in this business you're gonna
end up in the gutter drinking
drainwater for breakfast.
The internet moves fast.
And the world of affiliate
marketing moves even faster.
So if you want to finally
start making good money
as an affiliate this offer has
your name on it;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: make commissions quicker than Trump deletes his accidental Tweets
Itchy trigger finger there Donald?
Look.
We all make mistakes, and
that's fine.
Especially in the world we live
in today you can't afford to
spend too long "thinking things
through";
You're much better to take action
and worry about it later.
(Unless nuclear weapons are
concerned of course).
Which is why today's offering for
you is perfect for aspiring affiliates
who need money fast
BECAUSE;
It's the rapidest way to get commissions
coming in from a standing start.
And I should know - I've used it myself.
Get the super-fast money lowdown here;
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SUBJECT: Make rapid commissions with this simple tweak
Getting paid commissions is ace.
All that money without having
to really do too much.
But it can take a long time to
get to that point.
Not any more.
Now, thanks to this rapid profit
system, you can be churning out
regular online paydays in double-quick
time.
It's the brainchild of ex-homeless
dude Omar Martin.
He's a legend.
And this new method is gonna
go down in history as the one
which makes the most newbies
rich, ever.
Grab yourself a copy here;
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SUBJECT: "I feel the need, the need for speed..."
No, not amphetamines.
Speed.
Fast-ness.
Rapidity...
I'm talking about making commissions
online at the speed of light.
It used to be the case you'd have to
slave your tail off for months to get
some affiliate traction online and see
money coming in.
Well thanks to Omar Martin this is
now possible in minutes, not months.
We're talking hundreds of a bucks a day;
All from a standing start with
no tech
stuff, no website and no experience.
Sure.
You still need to take some action.
But it's fast action.
Stuff you can practically do in
your sleep and wake up to moolah.
Get it here;
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SUBJECT: This guy was homeless and now makes millions
You might think you smell a whiff
of boolsheet here but it's the truth;
This guy used to be homelesss
and then he found a way to make
$336 per day online.
Yeeehaa.
Sure beats hanging on streetcorners
bumming for change.
(Not that he ever did that - I'm
using marketing poetic licence
here, it's in my blood).
Whatevs...
The point is this;
This method works and this
will make you money (rapidly);
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: The quick cash method you're probably not doing
No it's not selling your organs
on Ebay.
Nor is it buying crypto currencies
and doing some woo-woo money dance.
And it's definitely not about sifting
thru your garage and trying to
sell that battered, old, rusty wrench
you found in there...
This is about commissions.
And FAST commissions at that.
This method works.
And there are just 3 simple steps to it.
And yes - before you ask - anyone
can do this. Even if you're a newbie
who just fell out of the sky and smashed
onto the concrete like Arnie in Terminator.
So what are you waiting for?
Life is short.
This money method is fast.
And it works.
Grab it here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: Rich affiliate shows you how he went from homeless to making millions
One day they'll make a movie
about this guy's journey.
From homeless dude to rich
super-affiliate.
Mental.
And it all turned around for him
when he discovered a simple
newbie-friendly way to make
$336 per day online.
Now, what they'll probably
never show in the movie is
the painfully arduous journey
he went on to get to this point.
They'd probably stuff it in a
30-second montage spanning
years with a motivational music
soundtrack followed by;
"7 Years Later..."
Lucky for you;
You don't have to go on the
same horrendous journey this
guy did to get the same results.
You can shortcut directly to
the money by getting his proven
money method right now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: I'm calling it - this is the quickest way to make money for newbies
Straight up now ya hear?
This is the quickest way to get
greenbacks into your tumbleweed-riddled
bank account.
It's easy.
It's newbie friendly.
But I need to fire a warning shot across
your intrigued brow...
It does take work.
Go figure.
Yep.
Until hell freezes over there won't be
no "instant money machine" on my
watch.
(and if there were you can guarantee
I'd be promoting it out the wazooo)
Point be this;
Life is complicated enough and you
don't want to jump through 1001
hoops online to try make money.
You want fast.
This is it;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: This is the main reason affiliates fail - and it has nothing to do with traffic
"I saw an advert on TV the other
day for this new invention called XYZ
and it pissed me off because I had that
idea years' ago."
How many times have you heard, said
or thought that statement?
Be honest.
We've all done it.
"Oh yeah I've got this great idea,
this is gonna be awesome."
(Several months or years pass)
And what's happened?
Jack shit, that's what.
Ideas are great but they don't
pay bills, don't buy cars and
don't put kids through college.
Money does.
And this, my little Droog, is
why most affiliates fail;
They don't take action.
And, to be honest, even thinking
you need a new idea at all is
flawed thinking.
You don't need an idea.
You don't need to do anything
unique you invented.
You just need to find what works
and do it.
Like this proven rapid profit
system. It makes $336 per day.
Day in, day out.
Without fail.
Success can finally be yours with this;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: This affiliate trick can literally flood your account with greenbacks
Magician David Blaine suspended
himself
in a see-thru perspex box for
days in London with no food
or water and the British public
responded to this endeavour by;
- Throwing assorted objects at him
- Laughing
- Hurling derisory comments and
abuse in his general direction
The point?
Some "tricks" are better than others.
And the "David Blaine in a box" one
was a classic case of the wrong trick,
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
So what if he'd survived a week with
no food or water?
The British couldn't give a flying shit.
So unlike that trick - this affiliate trick
is much more impressive.
Mainly because it works, because
it's not an illusion and you don't
need to wait a week to get the
results (money).
This trick makes $336 commissions
per day.
It does this every time, without fail.
You can even do this if you're a newbie.
(And you don't need to suspend yourself
in a perspex box or be subjected to
British insults for a week).
Unwrap this money-maker for
yourself here;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: You won't be able to look away from this money video
Not literally of course.
Heck.
Just as you start watching it
the doorbell might go and
you'll leave your computer.
Or maybe you'll watch it
on your phone and someone
will call you at the same time
(does this even happen any more?).
Anyways, I digress...
The point is:-
Assuming you like money (and
it coming into your possession
fast) then you're going to find
this video compulsive viewing;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: 34% of newbies are still making this mistake
By my highly accurate method
of looking at my inbox over the past
years of doing internet marketing
I can safely say this;
34% of newbies are over-complicating
the money-getting process.
Blogs, Facebook, Ads, YouTube,
Google, SEO, backlinks, articles,
emails, websites, hosting, autoresponders,
re-targeting, videos etc.
Wrong.
You don't need to be doing 1001
steps to make money online.
There's actually only 3 steps.
Once you master these 3 steps
(easy done in a few days) you
wave goodbye to zero-dollar
paydays for good.
Stop over-complicating this.
It's easy.
It's fast.
And anyone can do it;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: Can this system really help newbies make rapid profits?
Yes.
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: Sorry, but your affiliate marketing methods suck
This is bound to offend some of
the pussies out there but let's be
honest here;
Unless you're making a few grand
a month in commissions you're
doing something wrong.
Agreed?
Look.
I'm not here to poke fun or criticise
(for the sake of it).
I'm saying this because you likely
need a wake up call. You need
someone to rattle your cage and
tell it like it is.
And if you're not regular seeing
hundreds of bucks a day come
into your PayPal account in
commissions then you need to
change what you're doing.
The good news is;
You can make this change really
quickly and see results almost
right away.
Because - like all the best things
in life - this money method is simple.
No 1001 steps to follow.
No degree in rocket science required.
Just a desire to make money and
ability to follow THREE simple
(and newbie-friendly) steps;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: Everything you need to know about making fast commissions
Like anything;
The less steps there are in a
process the quicker it's gonna be.
(I learned this in a time-motion
study during my business classes
at university).
And the less you think about a process
before you do it the quicker you'll get
started on it.
And the less "risk assessment" you
do the quicker you'll dive in and
start getting results as you go.
The same is true with the Rapid Profit
System I've been wittering on about
all this week.
So you can get stuck in the quagmire
of "due diligence", indecision and doubt
but the newbies who'll make fast money
with this will be the ones who get started
right now;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: The easiest money you've ever made
Big promise?
Yep.
Backable by proof?
You bet.
Expiring today at midnight?
Yesirreeeebob.
Ready for the link?
Aye, aye, Cap'n...
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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SUBJECT: This is one of the biggest affiliate lessons you can learn (from homeless guy turned rich affiliate)
Time waits for no man.
Omar Martin used to be homeless.
And as every minute, hour and day
ticked by it was pushing him closer
to a doomed life of desperation.
He had to act.
And fast.
So he got online and started learning
about internet marketing.
Then he discovered a simple 3-step
system which now makes $336 per day.
Speed.
This is the biggest lesson;
When you see an opportunity you
need to jump on it - FAST - before
it's gone forever.
And this is no truer than right now.
Get in now before it's too late;
http://www.michaelcheney.com/rapidprofit/
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